Fatties have small pussies   

Carl Linnaeus paid attention to some surprising things. Linnaeus was the Swedish scientist who taught the world how to classify living things, and gave us the double-barrelled way of naming them in Latin. This year is the 300th anniversary of his birth. The science community celebrates most of his work, but tends to overlook some of his writings about Lapland. Of course, the world in general tends to overlook writings, or most anything else, about Lapland. Scat videos
At the age of 25, Linnaeus travelled through that wild northern region for five months, noting down whatever caught his eye, ear or nose. His hodgepodge of jottings jumps from topic to unrelated topic. Some of his thoughts, appearing in print, may take modern readers unawares. Here are a few.

Linnaeus's general Lapland notes were eventually published as a book called Iter Lapponicum 1732. An English translation appeared in 1811. The following quotations are from a modern translation by Peter Graves, entitled The Lapland Journey, published by Lockharton Press in Edinburgh in 1995.

On one page he writes:

"I went up to the church in Old Lulea. Right by the door I was shown a hole that the old order of monks had made in the stone wall. Its diameter and its depth were of an equal size; it was quite round and its bottom was smoothed off in an egg shape. It was a test that the cathedral chapter used to use to judge the glans penis of men who had been rejected by their wives."

Another page includes three consecutive brief paragraphs that are, in most respects, unremarkable. But they are a good example of how Linnaeus would mention this, that and the other thing, putting them cheek by jowl by wattle:

"There was Pingvicula [Common Butterwort] on the shore and Juncus bombycinus, minimus [cub-rush] everywhere.

"A black sand containing iron had been washed up on the banks.

"The vagina in women does not become more ample when they are fat, more likely narrower; the thinner they are, the larger the vagina."

Later he serves up an equally mundane threesome:

"In winter, however, the sun does not go completely below the horizon and is still visible at the solstice. I wonder if it is visible at the pole?

"Finnish girls have big breasts, Lapp girls have small ones of a sort a girl keeps unspoilt for her future husband.

"The town of Tornea lies on a small island, on which the settlement itself is situated by the south-west shore."

Historians fawn at the wide range of creatures and whatnot that Linnaeus classified. Perhaps they don't give him nearly enough credit.

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